| Me: | Dad/Mom, my boyfriend broke my heart :(
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| Captain America: | I punched Hilter in the face. This punk isn't any different. Where is he?
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| Ironman: | Where does he live? I'll buy his house, evict his sorry ass, and then tear it down to build you a library
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| Hulk: | Boyfriend broke daughter's heart?! HULK SMASH!!
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| Thor: | THIS MIDGARDIAN DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS DEALING WITH. AS THE PRINCE OF ASGARD HE SHALL SUFFER GREATLY FOR HIS CRIMES!*thunder boom*
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| Black Widow: | Kick him in the nuts, sweetie. You won't get in trouble at home.
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| Hawkeye: | Caw, caw, mothafucker! *shoots him with an arrow*
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| Loki: | *mind controls him and makes him do embarrassing things* Eheheheh LOKI'D! |